As you owe us money you will become one of our great familly member. One of our very special agent from the UBD team will call you or your close ones until you pay. Calls can be as frequent as every day so you feel important and recognized.

One of our first mission at UBD is to make you feel special. As you will walk into any UBD agency we will ask you for your credit card and leave you without any solution. By enforcing our UBD terms of service we also make our duty to anihilate any remaining humanity.

In the event of you having a social and personnal life, the UBD group will provide anxiety and struggle so powerfull you should quickly loose your significant other and also, friends and close familly (results may vary).

Since 1936 UBD Group kept its promise not to build a better world but to make people believe it would be impossible. Contact our representative and discuss how we can make polution or oppression disapear from our beloved medias.

Design and art are threats to every company, but at UBD we can help you by removing everything in your home or appartement so you can one again dream of furnitures and start being a productive member of society.

Give us your first born or there will be consequences.